1. Fluorescent lights cause condoms to decompose

2. Sperm/vaginal secretions from vegetarians tastes better than meat eaters (stay away from asparagus, though).

3. Alcohol does not kill brain cells. it detaches them (they cannot be re-attached, as that would involve reproduction of nervous tissue, which is impossible after approximately age five).

4. The minimum age for alcohol consumption isn't actually a national law, but federal highway funds are withheld from states who don't comply (of which there are none).

5. According to the catholic church, masturbation is a mortal sin (i.e., you'll burn in Hell for it).

6. Lightning starts from the ground.

7. None of Freud¹s theories are testable, and are therefore invalid.

8. According to a study, America is the third most violent nation in the world. (Iran and Iraq 'beat' us by a little bit)

9. In California the number of gallons of water needed to produce one pound of beef is 5214, the amount to produce one pound of tomatoes is 23. (This came from "Water requirements for food production" Soil and Water, #38 (fall 1978), Univ. of California Cooperative Extension, Via EarthSave.)

10. The Church of Satan does not believe in Satan (or God).

11. When Satan is first presented in the bible, he is the equivalent of God's prosecuting attorney, notably not God's enemy (in fact, they're hanging out together at one point).

12. Oprah used to be on crack (she claims not to be anymore, but i don't believe it for a second.)

13. If you are struck by lightening once, you are 100,000 times more likely to be struck a second time.

14. Saturn is the top-selling make of car among lesbians.

15. Mary (Jesus' mom) wasn't a virgin until the sixth century, when they (the people who make those decisions) 'adjusted' the story to correlate with the myth of Hercules. This was done so that the Greeks/romans could relate better to the Jesus story.

16. You know how all of those big office parks have man-made ponds with the fountains in them? Well, they actually have to have those...before they can get a license to build such a complex, they first have to agree to dig a big pond, and they also have to agree to slope all of the cement toward the pond. the pond also has to be filtered, of course, to get all the crap and run-off and stuff out of the water.

17. Madrid is the only European capital city not situated on a river.

18. The Boston University Bridge (on Commonwealth Avenue, Boston, Massachusetts) is not the only place in the world where a boat can sail under a train driving under a car driving under an airplane because the "25 de Abril" bridge in Lisbon, over the "Tejo" river also has a train below the cars, so this could happen there too, especially since the airport is inside the city.

19. It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.

20. Emus cannot walk backwards.

21. There are only thirteen blimps in the world.

22. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

23. David Prowse, was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.

24. The common goldfish is the only animal that can see both infra-red and ultra-violet light.

25. Des Moines, Iowa has the highest per capita Jell-O consumption in the U.S

26. Most Americans' car horns beep in the key of F.

27. The pupil of octopi and goats eyes are rectangular.

28. The first prime number after 1,000,000 is 1,000,003.

29. In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

30. Murphy's Oil Soap is the chemical most commonly used to clean elephants.

31. Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

32. Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.

33. There are almost twice as many people in Rhode Island than there are in Alaska.

34. Alexander Hamilton was shot by Aaron Burr in the groin.

35. Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.

36. St. Augustine was the first major proponent of the "missionary" position.

37. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

38. Back in the mid to late 80's, an IBM compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

39. On the new hundred dollar bill the time on the clock tower of Independence Hall is 4:10.

40. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

41. Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties in climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil.

42. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

43. Of the six men who made up the Three Stooges, three of them were real brothers (Moe, Curly and Shemp.)

44. Ohio is listed as the 17th state in the U.S., but technically it is number 47. Until August 7, 1953, Congress forgot to vote on a resolution to admit Ohio to the Union.

45. If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

46. Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

47. The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

48. Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

49. Only humans and horses have hymens.

50. The Saturn V moon rocket consumed 15 tons of fuel per second.

51. Cephalacaudal recapitulation is the reason our extremities develop faster than the rest of us.

52. In case you ever find yourself piloting a dogsled, shout "Jee!" to make the dogs turn left and "Ha!" to go right.

53. Each year there is one ton of cement poured for each man, woman, and child in the world.

54. The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

55. The names of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with, e.g. Asia, Europe.

56. Alfred Hitchcock didn't have a belly button. It was eliminated when he was sewn up after surgery.

57. Pierre, South Dakota is the only example of a state and capital in the U.S. that don't share any letters.

58. Several buildings in Manhattan have their own zip code! The World Trade Center has several.

59. Every photograph of an American atomic bomb detonation was taken by Harold Edgerton.

60. Dr. Seuss is pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."

61. You would have to count to one thousand to use the letter "A" in the English language to spell a whole number.

62. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

63. A pig's penis is shaped like a corkscrew.

64. No words in the English language rhyme with orange, silver, month, oriole, or purple.

65. Former US Senator Barry Goldwater attended the opening night ceremonies and festivities at Bugsy Siegel's famous Las Vegas casino. They left him out of the movie Bugsy. He is pissed.

66. It was illegal to sell ET dolls in France because there is a law against selling dolls without human faces.

67. Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off.

68. Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact. So, throw your cat off a building today!

69. Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.

70. The Sanskrit word for "war" means "desire for more cows."

71. The phrase "rule of thumb" is not derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than her thumb. (info)

72. To "testify" was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.

73. During conscription for W.W.II, there were nine documented cases of men with three testicles.

74. Benito Mussolini would ward off the evil eye by touching his testicles.

75. 'matinee' (used by Americans to refer to an afternoon show) is derived from a French word meaning morning.

76. Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle

77. Swans are the only birds with penises.

78. Polar bears' fur is not white, it's clear.

79. Orcas (killer whales) kill sharks by torpedoing up into the shark's stomach from underneath, causing the shark to explode.

80. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.

81. The raised reflective dots in the middle of highways are called Botts dots (according to some people) or 'Cat's Eyes' (according to others)...notably, the inventor calls them Cat's Eyes.

82. Starfish don't have brains.

83. Shrimps' hearts are in their heads.

84. 'Restaurant' actually means 'soup' (it's actually a French word)

85. Coca-Cola was originally green.

86. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

87. It is possible to lead a cow upstairs but not downstairs.

88. Smartest dogs: 1) Scottish border collie; 2) Poodle; 3) Golden retriever.

89. Dumbest dog: Afghan hound.

90. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters.

91. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better.

92. Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000 93. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong

94. State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

95. Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28%

96. Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

97. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33

98. Average number of days a West German goes without washing his underwear:7

99. Percentage of American men who say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again: 80%

100. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.